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Joke of the Day

"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""

"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"

"What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza? Heperoni"

"What did one atom say to the other? Thank you for your help in this matter!"

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAIIIINS"

"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."

"What do you call a short psychic who got away with murder? A small medium at large"

"As it turns out, if you're with a group of people, it's ""Christmas caroling."" If you do it alone it's ""creating a public nuisance."""

"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? never mind, you probably won't get it."

"What did the composer say on a date? ""I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."""