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Joke of the Day

"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."

"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""

"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"

"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"

"Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%."

"""A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."" I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email."

"Ideas are like kids Don't have them"