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Joke of the Day

"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."

"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."

"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a cup of water."

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"

"Why was the Nun admitted to rehab.... Because she had a habit! I'll just show myself out"

"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u wanted? W: OMG M: I'm in a bar not far from there"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"