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Joke of the Day
"You can tune a piano.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish"
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"My wife was almost killed by a clock today, it fell onto the chair just as she stood up. Damn clock was always too slow."
"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."
"Did you see the guy who didn't have a right hand? No, he left"
"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."
"Condom Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. ""Cover me. I'm going in."""
"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to pour the wine, and one to say 'marvelous, simply marvelous!'"
"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."
"How Do You Start An African Rave? staple toast to the ceiling..."
"RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MACE"