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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself? Sewercide"
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"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? They are always looking for a tight seal."
"Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'"
"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"The worst part about being homeschooled is getting bullied."
"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"
"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"
"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
"What do you call a marine who can't swim? A submarine."
"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"