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Joke of the Day

"Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'"

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"I read the following headline in the paper today: ""Woman Beats Off Attacker"""

"I really should learn to say ""congratulations"" instead of ""are you keeping it?"""

"So there's this guy that yawns a lot........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN"

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."

"He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh"

"*wife stares at me* *I stare at her* *she frowns* *I smile* ""You didn't notice my new-"" ""NICE HAIRCUT AND GLASSES."" ""Dress."""

"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"