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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a marine who can't swim? A submarine."

"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."

"Daily 'Facts About CHEESE' Fact About Cheese #3: ""String Cheese. Is not made of string."""

"If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come."

"Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder!"

"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."

"You guys wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."

"Why do farts smell so bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"I feel bad for people named John Smith. They probably didn't get the gmail account they wanted."

"Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts"