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Joke of the Day

"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."

"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."

"My grandma said the Internet has completely ruined people's ability to communicate properly. I told her she didn't know fuck about shit."

"How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count? The girl has to chew before she swallows."

"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."

"Q: What kind of pizza do pilots like? A: Plain."

"I know someone who talks like an owl"

"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."

"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."