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Joke of the Day
"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"
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"""Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"" Doctor: ""How long have you felt this way?"" Man: ""Ever since I was an egg."""
"How do you know if your girlfriend is too young? you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!"
"Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want."
"What is the national vegetable of Germany? *Michael Schumacher.*"
"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."
"My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!"
"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."
"A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time... She replied ""I'm the one who has to get up in the morning!"""
"Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."