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Joke of the Day
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
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"Why do they call it a ""shit-eating grin""? I don't think I'd be smiling if I was eating shit."
"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"
"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world"
"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan. EDIT: calm down /u/Andimbacksucker"
"Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it."
"LPT: If you're trying to get over a crush just imagine them taking the wettest dump ever. Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit."
"Why doesn't Ellen have a cooking segment? She's always eating out"
"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
"Today's ebonic word is: ""OMELETTE"" Let us use it in a sentence. I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."