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Joke of the Day
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
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"Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?"
"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"
"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."
"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""
"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."
"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."
"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"
"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."
"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"