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Joke of the Day
"2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?"""
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"My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean... Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA...."
"Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011."
"my cousin asked if I wanted to hold her baby and I told her I have ringworm"
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