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Joke of the Day

"2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic."

"Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? He survived 99 missions."

"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."

"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."

"It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober."

"*wants space* *eats Milky Way*"

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too."

"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"