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Joke of the Day

"This Obama guy is the worst rapper ever."

"What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music? Are & Be"

"If we're all Gods children... ...what's so special about Jesus?"

"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."

"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"

"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"

"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."

"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""

"Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free"