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Joke of the Day
"What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction"
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"What do you do if you see a space man? (my favorite one liner ever) you park your car in it, man"
"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"
"i just flew in and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane a whole lot"
"just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said ""i figured you'd have cured cancer by now."" then i washed bird shit off her tahoe"
"I just finished making a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."
"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"
"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."
"Why did the bike fall down? It was two tired"
"What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) A hip pop. Happy fathers day!"