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Joke of the Day

"i just flew in and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane a whole lot"

"I've heard they are re-casting Two and a Half Men with 5 midgets."

"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."

"Why is it when you take a break from Twitter everyone assumes you're happy and in love... Maybe I was in jail."

"Ayy, lets get the denk jokes up in here. ONLY THE DANKEST OF THE DANK (this is my first post)"

"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."

"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."

"My wife and I decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring one."

"When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife."

"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."