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Joke of the Day

"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"

"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."

"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."

"What do you call someone who lurks for child pornography? A Predditer"

"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !"

"i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail"

"My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish."

"Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people? Because they're not C's."