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"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert? bakLAVA"
"You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo."
"My favorite romance novels begin with ""Preheat oven to 350 degrees"""
"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."
"Anyone ever see Stevie Wonders wife? Neither has he."
"Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters."
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."