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Joke of the Day
"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"
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"Meeting friends for dinner. Can't find my phone so I'm bringing along a TV remote to stare at."
"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"
"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
"You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check"
"A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals. ""Go through the back door"" said the Librarian. ""That's the one"" I replied."
"Tomorrow is Fathers Day. I heard iPad accessories are the big thing for Father's Day this year. I got my dad a leather case, a screen protector and a new charger. If he ever gets an iPad he's all set."
"Crowds hated it but the best weapon for fighting a lion in the gladiator ring was a spray bottle and a firm ""NO."""
"I once met a man who was half Irish and half Scottish He needed a drink but he couldn't afford one."