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Joke of the Day
"What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in? The Woof of Wall Street."
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"There needs to be a Meat Likers Pizza for those of us afraid of commitment."
"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!"
"I'm old school in the sense that I always put women and children first. I mean, there could be spiderwebs."
"You just lost the game."
"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"
"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."
"A girl asked me if I had AIDS... I said: ""Uh, I don't think you can get that from a goat."""
"*SNAP* *wife screams* *walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* ""why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"""
"You could call today ""Christmas Adam"" Because Adam came before Eve."