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Joke of the Day

"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."

"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."

"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""

"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"

"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"