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Joke of the Day
"RIP boiling water You will be mist"
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"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."
"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"
"Boss: Are you done with those reports yet? Me: Can you stop hovering over me? Boss: Sorry [turns off jetpack] Me: Much better."
"Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin."
"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."
"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"
"So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"
"I put coffee in my aquarium filter. The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam REALLY FAST."