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Joke of the Day
"RIP boiling water You will be mist"
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"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"
"Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO"
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."
"Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"
"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"
"I enjoy much more playing lots of videogames then having sex with Emma Watson.. In that particular order."
"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"