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Joke of the Day
"All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning"
Next Joke
"I really need to watch my language... You know what they say, swearing is the grammatical crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers."
"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"
"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."
"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"
"There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself."
"That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes."
"50% of Canada Is the letter A"
"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"