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Joke of the Day

"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"

"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"

"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"

"I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow."

"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."

"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."