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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"
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"My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY."
"""Pasta la veista, baby"" -Arnold Schwarzenoodles"
"I used to be addicted... To the hokey pokey but I turned myself around"
"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."
"Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week? I guess it's because they're great whites..."
"There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016."
"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"
"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"
"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"