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Joke of the Day
"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."
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"A man walks into a bar and says ow"
"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""
"In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today... One was a salted."
"[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green... ...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift."
"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"
"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."
"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""
"Parents are like future electric cars They can go for years without recharging"
"I'm dating a half asian girl... ...her mother is korean, her father is korean and her legs were ripped off in a car accident"