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Joke of the Day
"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."
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"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"
"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"
"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"
"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."
"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."
"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."
"I've been interested in this deaf girl lately, but I'm nervous. Someone told me she has aids."
"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."