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Joke of the Day

"Wife: What did you get me for Mother's Day? 3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it? 3: You haven't made it yet."

"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."

"What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? A token ring."

"What's the worst way to lose your job? By firing squad."

"My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license."

"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."

"(513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real."

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."

"What is worse than waking up with your dick in your mouth after sleeping with your gf? Waking up with her dick in your mouth"

"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"