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Joke of the Day

"*man invents wheel* ""How can we possibly improve this?"" *Man invents wheel of cheese* ""Nailed it!"""

"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."

"What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats"

"Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup."

"""Dad, what's the difference between love and lust?"" - Well, ya know your teddy bear? ""I love it"" - While you're at school, the dog lusts it."

"I just invented a new word: [plagiarism](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/277604/i_just_invented_a_new_word/)"

"What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !"

"Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America."

"What do you call a plane's vagina? A cock pit"

"What do you call a colored man ? A Hueman"