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Joke of the Day
"What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !"
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"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"
"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""
"People r afraid of boogers. I bet u could rob a bank with a booger! Folks in the bank would back up! Police would be puzzled tho: A Bogger?!"
"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"
"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"
"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""
"How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm"
"A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was ""yesss"" because I'm nosey."
"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"