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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a plane's vagina? A cock pit"

"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."

"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"

"What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."

"What do you get if you jack off Donald Trump? you could say, I vank a Trump"

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"