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Joke of the Day
"What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats"
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"""Mom, I don't like my little brother."" ""Then just eat the vegetables."""
"I was playing 'would you rather', and asked my girlfriend if she'd rather be a goat or a cow for the rest of her life. She asked me which one I'd rather fuck."
"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
"Should America Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole? (theOnion)"
"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."
"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"
"I can't help but think that The Last Supper must have been a bit tense... ...with Jesus relating the bread to his broken skin and the wine to his own blood. I bet no one touched the meatballs."
"A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up."
"I'm sick of all these jokes about mexicans and blacks... Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"