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Joke of the Day
"What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats"
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"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."
"Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? He needed some time to himself to decompose."
"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."
"DATE IDEA: We stay in our respective homes and watch different shows on Netflix. And also that was a fake phone number I gave you."
"Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut."
"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"
"If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die."
"Mitt Romney's Presidency."
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."