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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a colored man ? A Hueman"
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"*20-something kangaroo calling mom* yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouchlike just for a few months til i figure things out"
"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."
"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."
"The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like."
"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"
"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."
"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."
"Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall."
"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"