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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."

"Who is the most successful liar in the world? Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions."

"Frozen Joke Don't let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!"

"I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy."

"I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's"

"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."

"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."

"I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war. That really bugs me."

"Visitor: Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot."

"I read the new iPhone was a commercial failure. This surprised me, because I thought it was going to be a 6S."