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Joke of the Day

"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."

"How to get mustard out of your white shirt.. 1) go to a store 2) buy a new shirt"

"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."

"What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7? Jack off"

"Dating a redneck The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a redneck says she loves you like a brother, its go time."

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."

"One time I did mushrooms and played GTA and felt regret for the lives I was taking I was all ""Holy shit these people have families"""

"I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served."

"Why did Obama tap Merkel's phone? To hear a smart politician."

"Why did the light turn red? You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!"