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Joke of the Day

"The letter I takes up less room than the letter W yet they're both counted as one character. If Twitter was an Airline this wouldn't happen."

"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"

"Did you hear about the statistician that drowned? Apparently he tried crossing a river with an average depth of 4 feet."

"Grapes.. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?.. BREATHE IDIOT, BREATHE."

"The pickle is like your sandwich's pet"

"You know you're getting old when you go to a new doctor... ...and part of the new patient exam is carbon dating."

"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."

"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."

"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"

"My girlfriend and I had a fight and she asked me for distance and time, But for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity"