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Joke of the Day
"What did MC Hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? Can't trust this"
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"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."
"They hired a comedian for the local construction site. Everybody loves him. You could say he's really nailing it."
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please"
"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country."
"Why is Budweiser just like having sex on a boat? Because both are fucking close to water..."
"How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Is fucking intense..."