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Joke of the Day

"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."

"It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm."

"WIFE- Without Information Fighting Everytime :)"

"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."

"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."

"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."

"So I got these shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day. s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh."

"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."

"Did you hear about the the horse that got shot? He's in stable condition."