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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"
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"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"
"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"
"Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one."
"What's the difference between Americans and Brits? Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time."
"Caitlyn Jenner receives ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage Courage? More like a lack of balls"
"It was so cold in D.C. today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."