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Joke of the Day

"Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?"

"I got into a car accident with a midget... He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, ""I'm NOT happy!"" ""Well,"" I replied, ""which one are you?"""

"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."

"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"

"Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""

"My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant."

"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."