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Joke of the Day
"What do you do after raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone."
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"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"
"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."
"One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things."
"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill was too high."
"please please tell me that benedict cumberbatch's middle initial is Q"
"Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face? A Piano."
"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."