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Joke of the Day
"what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!"
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"The Allman Brothers couldn't have a woman in the band for two reasons:"
"I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse."
"I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country."
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"
"A guy caught cold. His wife offers to make him Chicken Soup A chicken sitting nearby says ""Why don't you try Aleve first, ma'am?"""
"If we got paid for how many tweets we put out, some of you would be millionaires in mansions. I'd be living in Government Assisted Housing."
"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"
"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."
"A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar... Or a church... Or a children's hospital"