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Joke of the Day

"A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar... Or a church... Or a children's hospital"

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"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."
"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."
"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."
"How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies."
"What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? Jesus"
"""Honey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper?"" Toilet paper- ""I have a boyfriend"""
"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"
"North Korea"
"What did the millionaire's friend say when a person made fun of his watch just rolex man"