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Joke of the Day
"I asked a meteorologist whether or not it would rain. He said, ""I don't know its up in the air""."
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"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
"What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner."
"Great Comcast customer service http://gizmodo.com/comcast-changed-customers-name-to-asshole-brown-but-i-1682409072 Best article i red in while."
"My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines."
"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."
"What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding? One less drunk person."
"A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds."
"The worst part of a Halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps."
"You say ""tomato,"" I say ""tomato,"" and there, we've written our own wedding vows"