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Joke of the Day
"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."
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"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."
"That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass"
"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"
"I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately."
"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."
"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"
"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."
"What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes? Eh."
"I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."