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Joke of the Day

"How do black people die from a drive by? Everytime someone screams ""get down! "" they stand up and start dancing!"

"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."

"What do you do after raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone."

"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."

"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot"

"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."

"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"