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"Knock knock... Who's there? An owl says..."
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"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."
"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."
"It's totally amazing how cars run on dinosaur poop or however the fuck fossils work. I'm not a dinosaur scientition over here. Fuck's sake."
"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."
"I've got to go pick up my dog... I've got to go pick up my dog. Why? His car in the shop? No he had his license revoked... What for? Unpaid barking tickets."
"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"
"Where can I donate to the American Red Cross? I would like to help with house #7."
"(NSFW) A friend of mine started dating a girl with special needs. Everyone is saying how sweet it is but I think he's fucking retarded."
"The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough"