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Joke of the Day
"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."
Next Joke
"Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache? Because in between stroking it, he said ""hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."""
"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."
"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"
"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."
"Did you hear about the author who wrote a book during her time of the month? It was a period piece."
"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"
"Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"
"I'm against protesting... But I don't know how to show it."