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Joke of the Day
"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."
Next Joke
"Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you've been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild."
"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"They say time flies like the wind.. But fruit flies like bananas"
"My girlfriend is half my size but takes up three quarters of the bed. If my math is correct, she's a bitch"
"A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it."
"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""
"What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"
"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."