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Joke of the Day
"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."
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"Happy Fathers Day! Me: Happy Fathers Day! Pop: Thanks! Me: I'll call you later. Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :') ..."
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"What happens when you give an Italian a coupon? It makes the Dego buy faster."
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"A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine."