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Joke of the Day
"Where can I donate to the American Red Cross? I would like to help with house #7."
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"I never really liked Robin Williams movies. They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out..."
"I bought a friend an elephant for his room. He said, ""Thanks!"" and I said, ""Don't mention it"""
"Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*"
"What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee? 100% abracadabra"
"What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow? Chop chop."
"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."
"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough."
"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."