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Joke of the Day

"My mate said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his balls. I said, ""Fucking hell, How much did she charge you?"""

"ChristianMingle is also a great site if you're just looking to get an incredible side hug."

"I went to the zoo last week and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."

"Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad! -But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love! -I didn't say anything about age ..."

"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."

"Told my doctor I had a headache. He gave me 2 hollowpoint ""pills"" and a 9mm ""delivery system"" Damn Obama Care."

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"

"My reaction to winning a billion dollars wouldn't even come close to my 5 year old's reaction when I told him that there's no school today."