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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend has a fire crotch. Or as it's scientifically known, ""Chlamydia""."
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"When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents."
"I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon."
"If you're unattractive, nobody wants to know that you're horny."
"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"
"DO NOT OPEN.PLEASE. I like you, you little rebel."
"So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear."
"Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job."
"Sat down to donate blood the other day Nurse: Just a little prick. Me: How'd you know?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"