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Joke of the Day
"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"
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"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."
"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."
"Going to the bathroom isn't the problem It's the shit that I have to deal with every day."
"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"
"Ever heard a band called 1023 Megabytes? Of course not. They haven't made a gig yet."
"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."
"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("
"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch!"