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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alcoholic Mormon? An oxymormon"
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"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."
"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"
"What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach."
"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"
"I recently got a rescue dog, but I'm not real happy with him. When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at all."
"Doctor: How did you get all those bruises? Me: Rough sex Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop Me: Talk to your nurse about that"
"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."
"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."